I'm someone a bloke's friends can get along well. I'm not picky when it comes to people I accept in my zone. As long as they're nice, I'd be delighted to have fun with them - drinking, playing, and doing silly things.

Is your life all black and white? There's nothing wrong with that. You're mature enough to make your own decisions. I have another question though. Do you want some colour to your life? I might be the one you've been hoping to find. I'm the brightest...

No longer the dull woman who can spend her day just staying in and be with her pets. I am now a pleasure-seeker that likes to bar hop, try new things, and meet perfect strangers. I would love to get to know various types of men and get to know them o...

I'm usually not the type to complain but, bloody hell, what's a bint got to do to get a good shagging? I left my good for nothing husband because I always had to fend for myself since he'd be too tuckered after finishing.

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

Please please please cum play w me tonight. I'm so fucking horny and want to be pounded right... deep... I want to be treated like a nasty Lil whore cum play with me, fuck me with my giant dildo while I play with my vibrator, let's make each other fe...